She crawls!!!

She's like a high-stepping prancing pony.

Getting closer to my goal...

So, everything I have read says you have to be patient with the weight loss after pregnancy. That it took you 9 months to gain it, so you should expect that it will take at least that long to lose it. (And, again, for the poor souls out there who believe the whole "Pregnancy lasts 9 months", you should know it is a conspiracy. Do the math: 40 weeks = full term pregnancy. 4 weeks = 1 month. Bust out a calculator and do some math... 40/4= 10 MONTHS. Yeah, I didn't do the math beforehand either. It is a huge conspiracy propulgated by the MALE gender... anyway, I digress. I'll save that rant for a different post.) So, anyway, my goal has been to be back down to my pre-pregnancy weight by the end of the 10 months. I have 6 weeks to lose 4 lbs... I am inching closer. If only I wouldn't have made that Brownie Pudding Cake this weekend. (Sigh.)

Oh, and for the record, my life will now be chronicled by "BC" and "AD". As in, "Before Conception" and "After Delivery". (Such as, in year 1 BC, I was much skinnier than in year 1 AD, despite the fact that the scale says I am close. Tape measures don't lie.)

Yeah, I think I am pretty clever.