I think I was tagged...

So, I believe my friend Aubrey tagged me, but with a name as generic as mine, it is hard to know if she was meaning me or one of the hundreds of other people with my name. No, really, there is a website (www.howmanyofme.com) that will tell you how many people have your name... ~670,000 people in the US with the first name "Amy". And 304 people with the name "Amy Larson". So awesome being just one of the hundreds...

Anyway, since I have been tagged, I have to tell 6 unique things about myself. 6 unique things that I am not embarrassed to admit...

How about I tell 6 unique things about Corbyn instead... that is much more interesting and funny:

#1: Corbyn is a sleep talker. And in his dreams, he is always either hanging out with 80's rock stars (Sammy Hagar, Ozzy, etc.) or battling a creature from Doom or Halo. Until about a month ago, when, in the middle of the night, he yelled, "CANDY CORN!!!" in his sleep. I don't think that dream had anything to do with rock stars or video games. And then I asked him, "Did you just yell Candy Corn?" And he says, "Yes" all irritated at me, like it is totally normal for people to yell Candy Corn in their sleep.

#2: Corbyn spends a lot of time in the bathroom. OK, not super unique - this is something that most men do, but Corbyn will disappear into the bathroom for an hour with a magazine. No exaggeration. Like I said - I know it isn't unique, but I am just posting this because someone just called for him, he is in the bathroom, and I have to tell the caller that he is "occupied" at the moment and he will have to call them back. When will he be available? A very good question... I also would like to know. Anyone figure out a method to predict when men will conclude the business they have to conduct in their "office"?

#3: Corbyn had a mullet in high school. OK, he didn't really - he just had some long, flowing hair, but he gets really irritated when people say it was a mullet and you all know how much I love to be irritating... I am going to try to get a picture of this for you all to see- it is pretty funny. With long, flowing hair like that, no wonder he dreams about hanging out with 80's rock stars...

#4: Corbyn is always right. I know - you don't think it is possible for someone to be right ALL the time - that is what I used to think, too. But, that is why I am including it on his list of unique things. Really, he is ALWAYS right. It has only taken me a little over 8 years of knowing him and 2 years of marriage to finally figure that out. :)

#5: Corbyn is super cheap. Well, kind of. He buys skim milk because it is $.25 cheaper, but will drop a couple hundred dollars on a MX Tuner for his motorcycle without thinking twice. Or telling his wife. (Yeah, don't ask me what an MX Tuner is. All I know is that it has something to do with the fuel injection on his motorcycle and we are now the proud owners of one.)

#6: Corbyn is an AWESOME snowmobile rider. And it is really hot. The first time I ever saw Corbyn snowboard, I thought, "Wow - that is Corbyn at his hottest." Then I saw him do math and I thought, "No, that is Corbyn at his hottest." (Yeah, it is a weird thing... I suck at math, so I find it incredibly attractive when someone else is good at it.) Then I saw him lifting weights and I thought, "OK, THAT is Corbyn at his hottest." (*Note: this is mostly looking everywhere other than Corbyn's face. Corbyn's weight lifting face looks something like what I imagine my giving birth face looked like.) Then, I saw Corbyn in a suit and I thought, "No, really. THAT is Corbyn at his hottest." And then I saw him ride motorcycles and I thought, "Ultimate hotness - right there." And then, I saw him ride a snowmobile. I don't know what it is, but wow - sooooo hot. (OK, and now that I have seen him with Rhian, he surpassed even snowmobile riding, but men with babies are always hot.) Anyway - Corbyn is such a good snowmobile rider that his family won an award for "Snowmobiling Family of the Year" in 2007 for the state of Idaho. He even got a jacket with his name embroidered on it. (Spelled incorrectly, of course.) Be sure to congratulate him on it next time you see him - he will be nice and embarrassed.

There you go. 6 unique things about Corbyn. Now, I get to tag some other people. So, I tag: Devri, April, Karen, Hannah, Tamara, Kristen.